Back row, left to right: Kent Kentworth, retired hedge fund manager, part-time John Edwards impersonator, full-time asshole; Richie Richardson, alcoholic great-grandson of Richard R. R. Richardson, 19th-century robber baron, puppet master of 14 South Asian dictatorships, notorious sodomizer of Polynesian youth; Rockie Rockefeller (of the Berkshire Rockefellers), sub-prime mortgage bundler, prime-time network bungler, inveterate dollar-licker. Front row, left to right: Filo Flinkelstein, stock market trader, law partner, Jew; Mittens “Presidential Timber” Romney, corporate downsizer, social climber, “Guy Who Fired Your Dad”; Matthew McNamera, financial securities securitizer, “Lil’ Kissinger,” ethnic; Chet Chumley, bond trader, blond chaser, dead.
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